An ode to TLC (and why I need a cold shower)

So I’m house-sitting for a former colleague and am taking a rare few hours off to enjoy the big screen TV. Lucky me, I happened upon TLC’s “Sex Mania” night. This shit is like soft core porn, people. Dear God. The show currently on is about this orgasm-producing electrode that can be implanted into a [...]

Dear God, I’m going to kill my coworker.

You, yes, you. Listen, I understand you take pride in your work. I respect that…I too like a clean counter and warm coffee and happy customers. But it’s coffee, see, just coffee. No one dies if I don’t do it YOUR way. If it gets brewed, and it’s warm and brown and tasty and I [...]

I’m a sex-minded simpleton

Or is that a simple-minded sexton?
Well, either way, the other best part of my trip home was the freaky ass dreams I had. I haven’t been able to remember many of my dreams lately, but this one was so purely, simply Freudian that I walked around all day grinning about it.
Basically, I’m in a car, [...]

The stars speak…

My horoscope for today. I’m so easily amused… There is some likelihood that the mood at home is fraught with tension. Did you dare to express some intellectual disagreement? In any case, it looks as though your self-confidence is stronger than usual right now. Go ahead and express any complaints or opinions you may have [...]

Thank you, crazy gym lady

You rock. You say you’re turning 50, but – trust me – your ass doesn’t say a day over 20. You inspire me. I wanna be you in 20 years. Yes, you do annoy me a little when I really just want to listen to booty music on my iPod. But your life advice [...]

My roommate loves to torture me. May you enjoy the by-product

This is more of a spring-y recipe, but it’s yummy and the recipe is online, so it’s all you’re getting. This is also known as the recipe I cooked when Jer decided to throw an improptu dinner party the day after we moved (yeah, thanks again for that honey bunches). I guess all the apartment arranging [...]

Holy hell, I’m drunk

This is what I get for flirting with the wine rep. Jesus, those weren’t sample sizes. God, I love wine. And JavaVino. And Myspacing. And flirting. Really, I love just everything right now. You, and you,…and hell, even you. Damn, I shoulda worn flats. I may have to walk my tipsy ass home.

I’m a wannabe vegan

If only I didn’t like goat cheese…and chocolate…and occasionally meat products.
Anyway, with this recipe, I can pretend. Foodstuff of the Incas, people. I consumed a great deal of this in Peru. And yes, I did name drop again. See, cause I’ve been to Pey-roo, and you haven’t.
Quinoa Pilaf
3/4 cup quinoa
2 tsp organic extra [...]

Hoorah…am no longer under-employed

Well, I’ve been offered a full-time position at my other other job and have decided to accept. What can I say? They made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. So now I can quit my bitching about being broke and undervalued because I have totally sold out to the Man (although the man in this [...]

Feminist anthropology has ruined me forever

I was just reading one of my posts and had this thought…why, when you’re insinuating someone is a coward do you call them a pussy? Why not a dick?  What the hell is up with that? Most of the guys I know are far bigger babies than any of the hard-ass chicks I know. And [...]